Sex in the Morning Sounds Like a Good Thing

Janelle’s Morning:

7:30 Lewis came home from work to find me oversleeping.  Woke me up for a quicky.
8:00 Showered.  Washed hair.
8:30 Ready to run out the door to work.  The front door is boarded over, scaffolding is obstructing one side of the house and the other is blocked with misc “stuff”.
8:32 Persuaded Lewis to help me move said “stuff” so that friends can come over tomorrow while he is at work.  They wear heels. Climbing through scaffolding is not acceptable.  He was not amused.
8:33 Asked Lewis to un-padlock the non-functional patio heater on the side of the house.
8:35 Asked Lewis to un-padlock the non-functional patio heater on the side of the house.
8:40 Asked Lewis to un-padlock the non-functional patio heater on the side of the house.
8:44 Lewis pointed out there is another way out of the house.  Trekked out that way and got tons of dirt in my work shoes.
8:45 Got into car as contractor and “heater guy” showed up.
8:50 Contractor asked Lewis to un-padlock the non-functional patio heater on the side of the house.
9:00 Meeting with “heater guy” was halted so Lewis could un-padlock the non-functional patio heater on the side of the house.  Padlock was removed.
9:30 Asked “demo guys” to remove non-functional patio heater on the side of the house and remove with other debris.
9:32 Off to work very late!  Yeah, it’s Friday!

Lewis’s Morning:

7:45 Showered and dressed after quicky.
7:46 Paid bills.
7:55 Was asked to watch some design show.
8:32 Was ordered to clear way for Janelle to get out of house and for women with heals to walk in on Saturday.
8:33 Heard familiar noise.
8:35 Heard something???
8:40 What IS that noise???
8:44 Told Janelle to inform her guests that they should not wear heals in a construction zone.  And pointed out to Janelle that there is another side of the house that she obviously forgot about that she can walk out of with no problem.  She asked “Why didn’t you tell me that before?”
8:45 Just confirmed I’m married to a crazy lady.
9:15 Asked demo guys to throw away patio heater, take plywood off front door to make rubbish removal easier and to create a temporary door.
9:35 Sat outside with contractor and heater guy enjoying the nice quiet morning.

The Feeeling is MUTUAL!

I need out of my house! Gotta go to work!

Love note from my smarty alec husband

Love note from my smarty alec husband

A door where the front door belongs so I can get out!

A door where the front door belongs so I can get out!

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7 Responses to Sex in the Morning Sounds Like a Good Thing

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